Hawai'i---"I don't need easy, I just need possible..." Anna-Sophia Robb~Soul Surfer
California---"I am stuck on Ban Aid brand, cuz Band Aid's stuck on me..." Meg Ryan~City of Angels
Nevada---"What have you ever done to change the world?" Haley Joel Osment~Pay It Forward
Utah---"This rock has been waiting for me my entire life." James Franco~127 Hours
Arizona---"But I feared that I myself had unleashed him. For he was the fury that would be as soon as Florence Arizona found her little Nathan gone." Nicolas Cage~Raising Arizona
Colorado---"Enough of this Sunday stroll..." Luca Bercovici~American Flyers
New Mexico---"We'll jump off that bridge when we come to it." Patricia Wettid~City Slickers
Texas---"But what? Everyone has a big "But...? C'mon, Simone, let's talk about your big "But..." Paul Reubens~PeeWee's Big Adventure
Kansas---"By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz." Tom Hanks~A League of Their Own
Oklahoma---"I tried to prove myself to you. But I know nothing of books, or alphabets, or sun, or moon, or...all I know is Josph loves Shannon." Tom Cruise~Far and Away
Arkansas---"You can tell him to his face, you can spit in his eye, you can make him eat sand out of the road, you can shoot him in the foot and I'll hold him for you...but first we gotta catch him." John Wayne~True Grit
Missouri---"Don't say that. Maggie walked through that door with nothing but guts. No chance in the world of being what she needed to be. It was because of you that she was fighting the championship of the world. You did that. People die everyday, Frankie - mopping floors, washing dishes and you know what their last thought is? I never got my shot. Because of you, Maggie got her shot. If she dies today you know what her last thought would be? I think I did all right." Morgan Freeman~Million Dollar Baby
Kentucky---"He leans back against the starting gate like he's in a hammock in the Caribbean." John Malkivich~Secretariat
Tennessee---"Um...before or after he turns around in his grave? Daddy's been gone 5 years, Elaine. Make matters worse, you were at the funeral, remember? You were Chanel-ing that awful black hat? Look, here's the deal, I don't need y'all to approve my choices alright, but I do ask that you respect them. You have no idea what this boy has been through and if this becomes some running diatribe, I can find overpriced salad a lot closer to home." Sandra Bullock~Blind Side
Mississippi---"I was an only child. He was an only dog." Harry Connick Jr.~My Dog Skip
Louisiana---"I find it amusing. Men are supposed to be made out of steel or something. I just sat there. I just held Shelby's hand. There was no noise, no tremble, just peace. Oh god. I realize as a woman how lucky I am. I was there when that wonderful creature drifted into my life and I was there when she drifted out. It was the most precious moment of my life." Sally Fields~Steel Magnolias
Alabama---"I found out what the secret to life is: friends. Best friends." Jessica Tandy~Fried Green Tomatoes
Florida---"Here I am, goin' to Florida, my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself." Dustin Hoffman~Midnight Cowboy
Georgia---"Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentleman, as of this moment, I am that second mouse." Leonardo DiCaprio~Catch Me If You Can
South Carolina---"They refuse to give me their names, but the ranks are nine lieutenants, five captains, three majors, and one very fat colonel who called me a...cheeky fellow." Mel Gibson~ The Patriot
North Carolina---"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahmo, Vishnu, Sivo, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things." Susan Sarandon~Bull Durham
Virginia---"Red light, green light. Come up against a lock you can't pick, you mash them together..."boom". Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya'. You'll have about 5 seconds." Emilio Estevez~Mission Imposible
Maryland---"Actually, I believe the term "shyster" is reserved for attorneys of the Jewish persuasion. I believe the proper term for me is "eggplant". Will Smith~Enemy of the State
Delaware---"Well, we kind face north and real subtle-like, turn left..." Daniel Day Lewis~The Last of the Mohicans
New Jersey---"I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad/Carry you around when your arthritis is bad/All I wanna do is grow old with you/I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches/Build you a fire if the furnace breaks..." Adam Sandler~The Wedding Singer
Connecticut---"Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work." Ron Livingston~Office Space
Rhode Island---"Amen. And amen. And amen. You have to forgive me. I'm not familiar with the local custom. Where I come from, you always say "Amen" after you hear a prayer. Because that's what you just heard - a prayer. Where I come from, that particular prayer is called "The Prayer for the Dead.". You just heard "The Prayer for the Dead" my fellow stockholders, and you didn't say "Amen.". This company is dead. I didn't kill it. Don't blame me. It was dead when I got here. It's too late for prayers. For even if the prayers were answered, and a miracle occurred, and the yen did this, and the dollar did that, and the infrastructure did the other thing, we would still be dead. You know why? Fiber optics. New technologies. Obsolescence. We're dead alright. We're just not broke." Danny Devito~Other People's Money
Massachusetts---"You'll get a shitload of fish. I've gone out before and motored back with so much stock little boys like you had to pack it on the pier. I always find the fish, always! And I will this time.". George Clooney~The Perfect Storm
Maine---"You know, Norman, you really are the sweetest man in the world, but I'm the only one who knows it.". Katherine Hepburn~On Golden Pond
New Hampshire---"Oh...Faye...this is so scrumptious! Is this hand shucked?" Bill Murray~What About Bob
Vermont---"What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?" Robin Williams~The Survivors
New York---"By all means, move at a glacial pace; you know how that thrills me." Meryl Streep~The Devil Wears Prada
Pennsylvania---"There were 11 thunderstorms while you were gone, 11, you were right, he doesn't like them and just so you know I AM a dog person, but that is not a dog, that is evil with a dog face that humps my leg and is peeing on your carpet." Haley Hudson~Marley and Me
West Virginia---"What's wrong with death, sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor. Death is not the enemy, gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference." Robin Williams~Patch Adams
Ohio---"WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT! IN CINCINNATI OR WHEREVER!" Tom Cruise~Rain Man
Michigan---"Paladins. Paladins kill Jumpers, I kill Paladins. Class dismissed. Jamie Bell~Jumper
Indiana---"I want American food, dammit, I want French fries." Paul Dooley~Breaking Away
Illinois---"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." Matthew Broderick~Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Wisconsin---"Really quick! Speaking of Consuelo, Lillian and I took Spanish together in school. And so, I would just like to say to you and to everyone here, "Gracias para vivar en la casa, en la escuelas, en...en la azul...markada. Tienes con bibir en la Fortuashla? And gracias!" Kristen Wiig~The Bridesmaids
Iowa---"Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack...". James Earl Jones~Field of Dreams
Minnesota---"I don't know, I drank like ten tons of Sunny D...Anyway, Dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're shockingly cavalier..." Ellen Page~Juno
North Dakota---"So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya' are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it.". Frances McDorland~Fargo
South Dakota---"Dunbar, not Dumb Bear." Kevin Costner~Dances With Wolves
Nebraska---"Well, Ndugu, I'll close now. You probably can't wait to run and cash this check and get yourself something to eat." Jack Nicholson~About Schmidt
Wyoming---"Kid, the next time I say "Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's GO someplace like Bolivia!" Paul Newman~Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Montana---"I was determined to stay out of them buffalo robes. Three young and healthy women with no man for who knows how long. The very idea kinda shrunk me like a spider on a hot stove." Dustin Hoffman~Little Big Man
Idaho---"Not exactly...Sparking Muskatelle...one of the finest wines of Idaho...would you like to smell the bottle cap?" Steve Martin~The Muppet Movie
Oregon---"OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my History exam, in fourth grade I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew school play, in fifth grade I knockd my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog..." Jeff Cohen~The Goonies
Washington---"Well, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning. ..breathe in and out all day long. Then after a while I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed and breathe in and out...and then after a while, I won't have to think about how I had it great and perfect for awhile." Tom Hanks~Sleepless in Seattle
Alaska---"The only plane in Nootsak belonged to a part-time bush pilot, gambler, and real estate tycoon named Rosie Little. While we were negotiating our deal, he introduced me to this drink that he'd invented. Known locally as "Moose Juice," it consisted of equal parts Moose brand beer and ethyl alcohol. Before I knew it, my old fear of flying evaporated, and I spent all the money I had left...on 24 cases of beer." Charles Martin Smith~Never Cry Wolf
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